Join our official BLAH! co online support group for internet addicts! That's right, kids, an online support group for mouse-potatoes just like YOU!
More infomation to come in the future as soon as we make it up!
In the mean time, please consider these questions!
- Dontcha just hate those e-mail forwards? ("If you don't send this message to 87432674334 people in the next 2 seconds, your pathetic wish won't come true and you will remain shagless for the rest of your moronic existence.")
- Fed-up with nitwits who use buzzwords and keep refering to the internet as the "information super-highway"?
- Hate getting spam about Viagra, travel insurance and hot, sweaty XXX?
- Do you wish that your computer desk had a built-in refridgerator, stove, bed, shower and toilet so you would NEVER have to leave your computer ever again?
- Annoyed at ditzy people who have boring webpages about their equally ditzy friends? Y'know, the ones who have blinding backgrounds, pictures of their cats and overuse .gif animations and the word "kewl"?
- Tired of your eyes straining after only spending 8 hours straight on the computer?
- Do you have more online friends than real friends?
- Abhor Metallica?
- Wanna send the Hampster Dance down to the deepest, darkest pits of hell?
If you've answered 'yes' to any or all of these questions, then you belong in our support group! Dont' delay, bitch about your Internet experiences in our message board today!
You have cured me, BLAH! co! Now let me outta this dump!
Warning, Blah! co is not responsible for curing your internet addiction. In fact, it may get worse. But it's not our fault, honest!