The Truth Behind The Smurfs
...or is it "Smurves"??
Figure 1 - The typical, evil Smurf
We here at Blah!co do a lot of pondering. We believe that we were sent to Earth to enlighten you little mortals. And so now, we present to you, the TRUTH about the Smurfs.
Yes, the Smurfs. You may remember them, but have you ever REALLY wondered what was actually going on? Probably not, but we have.
The Smurfs(or to be more precise, the "Smurves") are actually members of the KKK. Notice the white, (semi)pointy hoods (see figure 1). Also, figure 2a shows the Smurves supposedly having an innocent celebration. However, it's not so innocent when you consider that they could actually be burning crosses!!! (see figure 2b)
Figure 2a - The "celebration." |
Figure 2b - The picture they don't want you to see. |
Figure 3 is of Smurfette, the only female smurf in the whole Smurf village! Now, it kinda makes you wonder how the Smurves were able to reproduce. Since Smurfette is the only female Smurf, does that mean that all the Smurves are inbred?! Be afraid, be very, very afraid. (I guess that explains why they have blue skin/fur.)
I believe Papa Smurf is the only Smurf that wears a red hood and red pants(those are pants?). Does he get special priveledges? And how did he get the status "Papa." Is he everyone's father? Ooh, another scary thought... 0_o
And there you have it, the TRUTH about the Smurves. Now go spread the word about their evilness! Remember, Smurves=Bad, BLAH!co=Good.
