...It all started in spring in nineteen dickety two and me and Lisa were into our usual shananigans. It was a beautiful day. We were walking her pet cow, Bessy, and my chicken, Gertrude, and we were spending our money on moon pies, penny whistles and sauerkraut candy which were only five bees at the time.....

Yeah, okay, I'll get to the point. BLAH! co pretty much started after a school field trip to Point Pleasent Park(uh..that's a park, in case ya didn't know) in grade six. We were walking back to the school and the word 'Pukahontas' found its way into our conversation and that pretty much how the song got started. Everything else is pretty much a blur to me right now. Hell, I dunno how our company got its name. But that doesn't matter, now doesn't it? All that matters is that BLAH! co is now a uh....successful company and is run by a team of...intelligent...people.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?